Jack
Chief Compliance Officer of Dog Park Etiquette
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
5 months.
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
2 very energetic years, my mom found me at an adoption fair in a PetCo in Miami. It was love at first site…and daddy soon fell in love at first cuddle.
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
Why are fire alarms so loud? How can I marry a mini-horse?
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
Why is nail clipping and bathing a thing?
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
Bully sticks, treats, balls, toys, grass, rocks, anything with feathers…
What are a few words you live by?
YOLO.
Kona
Director of Workplace Naps
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
2 years (if you include my freelance naps).
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
4 years. We met at the Milo Foundation and I couldn’t wait to get my own yard, complete with squirrels to chase.
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
Why do I have to ride in a dumb car to get to some of my favorite places?
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
He always tries to get me into the pool for a swim, but I prefer sunbathing at a safe distance.
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
Flip-flops. Especially the ones left by the door. Be warned.
What are a few words you live by?
Run, fast, always.
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
4 years.
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
I was living nearly alone in a field on a farm when Bryan and Karen wandered into my life on Valentine’s Day 2018; the love is real.
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
Is it possible to run too much or two fast?
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
They dont let me lick them with love enough.
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
Apollo’s little leggies.
What are a few words you live by?
Run hard.
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
7 months.
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
4 years. My fam saved me.
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
Where’s my next meal coming from.
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
He won’t pet me 24/7.
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
A new soccer ball.
What are a few words you live by?
Dream big. Eat and poop bigger.
Loki
International Puppy of Mystery
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
9 months.
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
We have been together for only 7 months, but in dog beers it seems like forever. I was a lone COVID puppy born in The Netherlands, just lookin’ for a nice home.
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
How far do I need to dig to get to the bottom?
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
Stop looking at your stoopid cell phones and play with me!
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
Slippers, duh!!
What are a few words you live by?
Bark, Woof, Rawr (wags tail)…
Lunchbox Moore-Davidson (aka Lunchy)
Chief Vacuum Cleaner/Crumb Finder
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
1.5 years.
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
I’m 13, and my O.G. man-human Michael got me when I was just a wee pup. Michael and I adopted Jennie (my lady-human) about 3 years ago.
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
Why don’t humans just eat all the food? Like, I know they have food in the Big Cold Box and the cabinets. But they only seem to eat a little at a time. If I had opposable thumbs, I would just devour it all at once.
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
My humans are always trying to put weird outfits on me. I’m like, yo, I’m not a duck or a dragon and I am definitely not Baby Yoda.
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
I’m not much of a chewer, I’m more of a napper. My favorite thing to lie on is mom’s cashmere blanket. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t mind.
What are a few words you live by?
Take time to smell the roses (especially ones that other dogs have peed on).
Mercury
SuperCluster Dogsmonaut Extraordinaire
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
4 years.
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
For 3 dogtastic years, I, Mercury the Spacedog, have been hanging with my forever family. My dude rescued me from a family who couldn’t support my eating habits.. I eat so much. But everything’s allll good, because my dude works for beer!
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
Are there dogs in space? Like, is my howling to the moon helping to contact them. I’m prrrty it is.
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
When the smelly stripey black and white miniature night dogs share their wonderful scent, my dude always cleans it off! I mean, really dude? I make this smell gooooood.
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
The mini dude’s bouncy balls, baseballs, footballs, kickball, ping-pong balls, tennis balls and whiffle balls. I’m pretty much a ball aficionado.
What are a few words you live by?
In the immortal words of Droopy the Dog: MhWoof.
Shuggie Otis Redding (AKA Otis)
Schwag Greeter
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
1 happy year.
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
Our 1 year anniversary is Tomorrow, the 13th! Mom and Dad saw my picture on a web site and tracked me down in Santa Rosa at Compassion without Borders. Little did they know at the time, I have 3 legs but I can run like the devil. They brought me home that day, and we’ve been inseparable ever since!
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
Why do people look at me funny when Mom carries me in a crossbody bag?
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
They won’t let me drive.
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
Tiny squeak toys with ears and eyes…
What are a few words you live by?
Otis for POTUS.
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
7 hooman years.
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
We’ve been together 7 wonderful years! We met when my mom’s human drove me down from Oregon and introduced me to my furever home.
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
How can I bark as loud as possible, piercing the ears of my enemies (and everyone else in the vicinity) while also looking so cute?
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
Sometimes they go places without me and I DON’T LIKE TO BE APART!!!
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
Everything except dog toys.
What are a few words you live by?
Hi! Hi! Hi! Haiii!!
Millie
President of Garbage Eaters Annonymous
How long have you been with Lagunitas?
7.5 years.
How long have you and your human been together? How did you first meet?
My humans and I have been together for 8 years. We met when I was found wandering the streets all alone.
What do you ✨wonder✨ about most in life?
Why do the humans put so much tasty food in those giant boxes outside every week? They could just feed it to me!
What’s your biggest pet peeve about your human?
Everyone’s always yelling at me when I feel like a snack and take myself on walk. I don’t get why…
What’s your favorite thing to chew on?
Any scraps from the table.
What are a few words you live by?
Did someone say treats?