Limited Release

GnarlyWine

Pure Madness??

The first sip is for thirst, the second one for pleasure. The third is for romance, and the fourth for pure madness.

Beer Specs

GnarlyWine

Making a Mondo Ultra Mega Super Premium Barleywine Ale is a little like having a kid. The first part is fun and messy, it takes a while to ferment, and then a whole longer to mature. It is expensive and takes up a lot of space. You worry about how it'll grow up and whether or not you'll still be friends. Eventually it stays out all night and comes home with it's skirt on backwards. You know how it is. Usually we package our ales within 15 days of brewing. This one we aged in tanks for over a month. Why not buy three-? Drink one now, keep one in the 'fridge for a month, and one for another year! Yummy. . .

ABV 10.9
O.G. 1.110
IBU 70

Availability

22 oz
22 oz Bomber
On Tap
On Tap

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