Please select a story form the menu below. The Tale of the Sonoma Crusher's Mascot A Day in the Life of a Bubble in a Bottle of Beer The Eyeball Trilogy Beer Noir A Parable and a Paradox It has been broughten to our attrition that they're have been numberous spelling errors on hour various lables. From the cureous (as in 'steet') too the sublime (as in 'redempetion'). As a soulution to this problem we have retrained an imminent linguist from Stanford and have invested in a spel checker computter utilitiy. For now however, the thing I want to know is: Who are these werd police? Anyway? Who is the boss, ewe or the words? Huh? And besides, what dew words, let alone speling, have to do with beer anyway. I mean, who ever herd of some namby pamby pale lexiphile curling up buy a warm fire with a good book and a cold beer. This hole bussiness has gone plenty far enouph, don't you think?   Copyright 2001, Lagunitas Brewing Company, Beer Speaks, People Mumble