Lagunitas Brewing Company

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22 Ounce bottles
Net contents:
22 fluid ounces of Malt, Hops, Yeast, and water.

IPA Maximus
At the height of the heat in the heart of the summer, we felt the only cure was a raging mouthful of fresh Hops and Malt. Caution: May remove enamel from teeth.

Alcohol 7.5% by volume

Unlimited Release

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